I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong.
Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)
Just choked on my fucking drink
I know nothing.
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.