We’ve been together for so many years that I think our relationships can’t be measured.
Herb J. Suerth
misprinting asked: SECRETLY A VIRGIN, Harry/Liam
THE PROBLEM I’M HAVING HERE IS THAT I CAN’T DECIDE WHO WOULD SECRETLY BE A VIRGIN? WHAT IF THEY WERE BOTH SECRETLY VIRGINS AND KIND OF DANCING AROUND EACH OTHER WITH LOTS OF KISSING AND CUDDLING AND NOT TALKING ABOUT GOING FARTHER BECAUSE NEITHER OF THEM IS QUITE SURE HOW TO BRING IT UP. AND LIKE, LIAM IS PANTS AT TALKING ABOUT SEX SO HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO BRING IT UP, AND HARRY DOESN’T WANT TO MAKE LIAM ~UNCOMFORTABLE~ SO THEY JUST DO A LOT OF KISSING AND SNUGGLING AND WATCHING BAD TV IDEK. AND THEN MAYBE LOUIS AND NIALL FIND OUT AND LAUGH AT THEM FOR BASICALLY THE REST OF FOREVER.
Um. This might end up being my last fluff bingo fic, for the prompt wooing, and there would be a lot of Liam trying to be a gentleman and take it slow and like, Harry is not super keen on telling Liam he’s never got father than some awkward groping at college but he is really really interested in getting to the sex now and I guess it just never occurs to him that Liam is worried about that bit because he’s never done it before either.
MEANWHILE Liam is stressing about how to live up to Harry’s expectations and like, watching a lot of porn and asking all the other boys really uncomfortable questions about their sex lives—Niall and Louis give entirely too much detail, and Zayn gets all stuttery and unhelpful.
But when it finally comes down to it they both end up admitting they’re virgins and there’s a sickeningly adorable first time where they take ages getting to know each other’s bodies and it’s basically the sappiest sex scene ever.
… IDK. But, um, I wrote some?
Tell You Secrets Nobody Knows Clint/Phil/Natasha | NC-17 | 5000 words | Feelings porn and regular porn, set a couple of months after the movie.
THIS WAS AWESOME