‘I want this fic, but I do not want to write it: An Opera in three acts’
#I WANT THIS FANART BUT IF I DRAW IT IT’LL LOOK LIKE SHIT: THE SEQUEL
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nonimaginaryfriend asked: ♥!!!
this isn’t exactly a WIP, per se, because I honestly just don’t have the knowledge to write the whole fic (which was EXTENSIVELY outlined on gchat) but it’s a little beginning/snippet that I desperately want to see completed:
Matt might be a little drunk.
He can tell because he’s seriously considering answering the question Fiona just asked him, which he thinks he probably shouldn’t. If he can remember the question. What did she ask?
It doesn’t matter, anything that makes Nick look that gleeful is a terrible conversation topic.
“What?” he says, hoping Fiona will assume he didn’t hear her over the noise of the pub, rather than that he’s so drunk he already forgot her question. Maybe he never knew the question. Maybe she never asked—
“Do you have an exceptions list?” Fiona says again, louder this time. A bloke at the next table turns and stares.
“Yes,” Matt says. “Doesn’t everyone?”
Nick’s eyes nearly bug out of his head, and Matt slowly realizes he’s made a terrible mistake.
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incandescentwings asked: ♥
because I’m mean, something that’s not a priority at the moment and probably won’t be for a while, due to … reasons!
Fuck, now he’s thinking about it, about the strange frowny face Liam gets when Louis goofs off too much, or he’s worried they might not be good enough to stay on the show, or Harry takes his trousers off too near a camera. Liam gets the weird frowny face a lot, come to think of it, and it mostly makes Louis want to kiss it away. That’s the crux of the problem, the part where he wants to kiss Liam all the time, because Liam would never go in for it—Louis is a devil, first off, and Liam won’t want to risk screwing up the band either, and besides, it’s entirely possible he doesn’t like Louis at all.
It was a stupid assignment to begin with! He could corrupt Niall, maybe, corrupt him properly, or even Zayn. (Though if Zayn’s mortal, Louis’s not sure how that would work. He’s still skeptical about Zayn’s claims he’s mortal, to be honest.) But Liam? He says things that are a little bit cheeky occasionally and it’s so surprising Louis nearly falls over every time. There’s no way anyone could ever convince him to be properly evil, and it’s not like the bosses don’t all know Louis’s a bit rubbish at corruption anyway.
This is probably a test; he’s on probation now and if he doesn’t manage to make Liam all evil and mischievous and—and cheeky and stuff, he’ll get fired.
In hindsight, Liam’s shoulder was probably not the best place to have a cry about this. But he’d come over to Louis all scrunchy-faced and sympathetic and what was Louis supposed to do but press his face against Liam’s neck and try not to have a complete meltdown.
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it would be SUPER GREAT but I just don’t know if I can be the person who writes it /o\ I’M JUST REALLY BAD AT MAKING PEOPLE I LOVE SAD IN FIC
though the following is a nice suggestion that should definitely be incorporated into the hypothetical fic
YES THAT.
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nonimaginaryfriend asked: DRUNK FESTIVAL ORGIES
BUT I DON’T WANT TO WRITE IT, I WANT SOMEONE TO WRITE IT FOR ME SO I CAN READ IT.
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aggressivebutterfly said: it worked out a little TOO well
you WOULD think that
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nonimaginaryfriend asked: First impression: Well, if HK likes her, she's probably okay, right? (although to be fair I suppose that wasn't much of an impression so much as just a first thought upon being told that I was going to have a conversation with you.)
LOL that was about what I was thinking, but it seems to have worked out!
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