yes i would like to sign up for AP napping
|theboycanthelpit:||OR ELSE EVERYONE DIES ALONE :D?|
|hopetorun:||NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO DIE ALONE|
|theboycanthelpit:||LOUIS THROWS HIMSELF OFF A CLIFF AND LIAM DIES OF PINING AND THEN HARRY AND NIALL CRY THEMSELVES TO DEATH.|
|theboycanthelpit:||Zayn and Perrie are okay, though.|
|hopetorun:||N O P E|
|hopetorun:||they work things out somehow, and then Harry and Niall make out some more, and Zayn doesn't accidentally knock Perrie up|
|theboycanthelpit:||Oh my god, you are totally right! PERRIE GETS KNOCKED UP.|
|theboycanthelpit:||She dies in childbirth, though.|
|hopetorun:||... because they time-traveled to 1850?|
|theboycanthelpit:||I mean, it still happens. And then Zayn gets post-partum depression.|
|hopetorun:||btw I am tumbling this|
|theboycanthelpit:||HK SAID ON THE PODCAST THAT IT'S NOT ONE OF MY FICS UNLESS EVERYONE IS MISERABLE!!!|
|Maggie:||where does H come in the alphabet?|
|me:||between g and i|
|me:||I"M DRUNK AND I KNOW THIS|
|me:||WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU|
|Maggie:||THE ALPHABET IS DIFFICULT|
I have nothing to say for myself. But I am cracking up that everything is more or less as it ever was … except that Rachel is now OBSCENELY high. I think it’s mostly that I have loads of stuff in my likes.
aggressivebutterfly asked: I like that you yell at me less than lallypops does.
Thanks … I think … I mean, I yell at you a lot.
You should start listening.