Then grab your gun and bring in the cat.
|me:||wait is that canon or did i read that in a fan fic|
[Write an OC only fanfic (Fanfic Flamingo) Fangirl like crazy on your own ships]
lanewinree asked: Tony and Bruce arguing over what pizza to order in to the Science Lab of Awesome.
Tony insists that Bruce pick the pizza, steamrollering over his objections that they ought to choose something together.
“Okay,” he says, “I was thinking chicken with mushrooms and—would broccoli or olives work better, do you think?”
Tony’s eyes go wide and Bruce bursts out laughing; they end up getting the Meat Lovers’.
|hopetorun:||NICE DRESS HAWKEYE|
|lanewinree:||NEVER GOING TO LIVE THAT DOWN|
|hopetorun:||HE WAS STILL DRUNK OKAY|
|hopetorun:||LIKE, HE'D GONE OUT DRINKING THE NIGHT BEFORE AND THEY GOT SUMMONED TO ASSEMBLE REALLY EARLY|
|hopetorun:||AND HE WAS STILL DRUNK|
|lanewinree:||SO WHAT HE GRABBED SOMEONE'S DRESS?|
|hopetorun:||IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T EVER HAD TO ASSEMBLE WHILE DRUNK, TONY|
|lanewinree:||WHY DOES HE HAVE A DRESS IN HIS CLOSET?|
|hopetorun:||NATASHA LEFT IT THERE|
|lanewinree:||NATASHA IS NEVER GOING TO OWN UP TO OWNING SOMETHING LIKE THAT|
lanewinree asked: I auditioned for a prestigious Seattle music college, was accepted, but turned it down to go to a community college instead (where I learned that much of the show Community is eerily accurate).
(I actually knew that; you’ve mentioned it before.)
Most of the facts that this is making me think of have to do with college, and honestly there’s not much about me + college that you don’t already know … literally the only thing I can think of is that my dad is sick today? And I need to iron my pants for work later. I think you know me too well.