This looks like the type of horse that will lure you onto his back and then carry you into a lake.
So is this horse is planning to drown me? I no longer trust beautiful horses.
I would go with this horse.
"Eric, don’t drown her. I shouldn’t have to add ‘please’ when its about not drowning my friends, dude."
Hello! I am 100% Real Horse! Not Kelpie, ha ha, nope, REAL HORSE. Don’t believe the Kelpie hype. That’s what THEY want you to believe. I have made a YouTube video about the Kelpie Conspiracy! Get on my back and I’ll take you to the comment section.
|girl:||babe come over|
|boy:||I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple|
|girl:||my parents aren't home|
Anonymous said: have you and bertha considered marriage counseling?
we tried that but all the guy said was, “oh my god what is she doing in this cold, damp attic this is literally breaking like 10 laws????” all therapists are swindlers
I hope you don’t lose the house in the divorce
preferably something legal and civil, right? Wouldn’t want the whole thing to go up in flames or anything