| me: | haha ok |
| autocorrect: | HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB |
| me: | haha ok |
| autocorrect: | HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB |
yeah tyler
you don’t have any time for girls
eat sleep play hockey that’s all you do
girls just don’t fit into that busy schedule
sorry ladies my schedule’s all booked up
by hockey
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
(via dragonsinparis)
[sings One Way or Another while dragging everyone she knows into One Direction fandom]
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Ang Lee juggles two very precious items at our #VFOscars bash. #Regram from .@emenicheschi.
(via aggressivebutterfly)
never trust a girl who doesn’t put on her bra backwards and then twist it round to the front
why?
bc she is probably satan trust me on this
Speaking as a girl who doesn’t put on her bra backwards and then twist it around to the front: this is accurate.
editing challenge
6. make a lyrical edit using a one direction song"They don't know what we do best, that's between me and you, our little secret..."
(via accidentalboyfriends)
(inspired by these 1, 2, 3, 4 posts)
10. Liam Payne, Superman/Clark Kent’s long lost son
9. Liam Payne, Brighton-born teen socialite and rebellious son of wealthy business owner
(via needsmoresarcasm)
‘you don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this’
‘if you don’t reblog this i’ll judge you’
‘if you have a heart, you’ll reblog this’
(via isjeffcartersulking)