am I the only one in MCU fandom that doesn’t give a fuck what happened in fucking Budapest
and really really really fucking hopes that the Widow movie isn’t about that bullshit???
I just really want it to be an elaborate joke. Like Nat and Clint were on some regular mission and they got stuck in like, Bristol Tn for a week. So they get back and Coulson is all ‘WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU TWO’ and they just kind of…exchange elaborate glances and shrug and offer some sort of clearly fake answer.
And it becomes this legend at SHIELD. Like there’s this covert Budapest mission that was too high a clearance level for even Coulson and every now and then Nat or Clint will say something out of context to further the legend…
But in reality they’re just total shits and they spent a week eating barbecue and wondering why Bristol smells weird.