sendreinforcements asked: lundqvist or seguin?

jfc this is cruel and unusual oh god how much would you judge me if I picked Segs because … I think I pick Segs. Unless Henke shows up with a guitar, in which case I pick him.

ladybessyboo asked: On the flipside: Eric Staal or Liam Payne?

I didn’t answer this for a REALLY LONG TIME because it pains me in my soul but ……………… Eric Staal. I mean. I just. 

SHUT UP

thecroissantgirl asked: Liam Payne or Tyler Seguin.

okay so like, I don’t wanna date Liam and idk, he doesn’t massively seem like the type for a one-off and, frankly, if I’m going to have an inadvisable one-night stand with a celebrity, who better than Tyler Seguin, so

duckgirlie asked: Just to cleanse you after Bess - Liam Payne or Gabriel Landeskog?

……………… Gabe. Because this

ladybessyboo asked: Sean Parker or Patrick Kane?

THIS IS A HORRIBLE CHOICE but uh, whoever’s least likely to give me a disease, I guess. Which might be Kaner, if we’re playing the numbers game. And I guess he’s less likely to bring cocaine into the … whole … thing.

ladybessyboo asked: My name is Maggie and I like One Direction and the Carolina Hurricanes and adorable animals and dislike stupid people. Also I'm an enabler.

this is so accurate I’m considering making it my actual about me

isjeffcartersulking asked: i ship you with cam ward and eric staal. obviously.

… so basically I should just have an orgy with the whole team

ladybessyboo asked: Obviously I ship you with Jeff Skinner

[approving nod]

Anonymous asked: hey love! are you working on any fic at the moment? :)

Not really at the moment! I’ve got a few things I’d like to dive (back) into, but I’ve been too busy with school to get anything done.

isjeffcartersulking asked: liam, louis, harry :D

god there is like, something wrong with you in your heart

ANYWAY

MARRY Louis

FUCK Liam

GET DRUNK WITH Harry so I can laugh at him when he falls over