#can somebody put an even smaller spiderman on the little spiderman’s butt
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THE IMPORTANCE OF BITING EARNEST
A TRIVIAL COMEDY FOR SERIOUS VAMPYRES(themed party | challenge #65: genre swap | btvs/ats as a wildean comedy of manners)
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Oh look, Jon Stewart. Hay boo haaay.
BOOM
Frothy Lube is unfit to hold public office. He is more suited for the Taliban.
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There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione’s arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.
“Is this the moment?” Harry asked weakly, and when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. “OI! There’s a war going on here!”
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (via swami-face)