| Legolas: | THAT IS NO MERE RANGER |
| Legolas: | THAT IS ARAGORN II |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARATHORN II |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARADOR |
| Aragorn: | Legolas stop |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARGONUI |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARATHORN I |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARASSUIL |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARAHAD II |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARAVORN |
| Boromir: | is this really necessary |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARAGOST |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARAHAD I |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARAGLAS |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARAGORN I |
| Gandalf: | this could take a while |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARAVIR |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARANUIR |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARAHAEL |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARANARTH |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARVEDUI |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARAPHANT |
| Elrond: | good god man calm down |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARAVAL |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARVELEG II |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARVEGIL |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARGELEB II |
| Frodo: | *falls asleep* |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARAPHOR |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARVELEG I |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARGELEB I |
| Legolas: | SON OF MALVEGIL |
| Gimli: | this is ridiculous |
| Legolas: | SON OF CELEBRINDOR |
| Legolas: | SON OF MALLOR |
| Legolas: | SON OF BELEG |
| Legolas: | SON OF AMLAITH |
| Aragorn: | Legolas |
| Legolas: | SON OF EARENDUR |
| Legolas: | SON OF ELENDUR |
| Legolas: | SON OF VALANDUR |
| Legolas: | SON OF TARONDOR |
| Aragorn: | Legolas it's fine |
| Legolas: | SON OF TARCIL |
| Legolas: | SON OF ARANTAR |
| Legolas: | SON OF ELDACAR |
| Legolas: | SON OF VALANDIL |
| Legolas: | SON OF ISILDUR |
| Gimli: | finally |
| Legolas: | YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE. |
| Boromir: | anything to make you shut up |