- 30-year-old women: Oh my god, I can't put this book DOWN, it's so titillating!
- 14-year-olds: Eh. I've read better smut.
- Other 14-year-olds: I've WRITTEN better smut.
I’m enjoying it a lot so far and look forward to reading more! :D
(OH MY GOD IT POSTED \o/!)
to the anon I had DAYS AGO saying they were excited for me to read Shadow of the Templar — I’ve been trying to answer your message for days and tumblr JUST WON’T LET ME, sorry! But I’m really enjoying it; I’ve only read the first bit so far but it’s awesome!
i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them
“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”
okay, this made me irl lol. :D
THIS MIRROR ISN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US, MOM