A Swiss couple agreed to babysit for their friend, who gave them some rather excessive instructions on how to care for the 6-month-old. In return, they Photoshopped a series of "worst-case scenarios" in order to send hourly photo-updates on how the baby was doing.
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
i’m going to be the most put together girlfriend ever i’m going to talk to my boy like don’t forget to pick up milk did you take your vitamins we have a yoga class at five have you killed king duncan yet
This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.
Remember when I wrote this? Sure, it ended in a sex scene, but was that enough smut for these two? Probably not, right? Yeah, definitely not. Also, it needed even more feelings.
So the seemingly throwaway line about Stevie still having his Liverpool kit kind of grew and divided and produced its own little PWP. Enjoy.
Xabi’s not sure what to expect from Steven, from this Steven. Twenty-odd years of consistency, twenty years of continually and reliably being the backlight in Xabi’s life, of staying perpetually close and eternally platonic, have not instructed Xabi on what Steven is like when he wakes up in Xabi’s bed.
Xabi has known what he’s like when he wakes up for years, of course, slightly crotchety even at twenty-five and eager only for tea and toast. He expects Stevie to wake up and smile grumpily and go make them both a profoundly mediocre breakfast, not to roll deeper into the covers and kiss Xabi’s shoulder.
**VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING HILTON PHOTOSHOOTS DURING DRAGONCON 2014!!!!**
If you are part of any #DragonCon photoshoot scheduled on the back patio steps of the Hilton, it is EXTREMELY important that you read this post concerning CONSTRUCTION and CONCERTS in progress that weekend!!
i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke