In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
HAH OH MY GOD
when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it
yeah okay we talked about this in english and guys would have tons of gay sex bc they thought like guy on guy was the manliest thing you could do, like 1 dick? yeah thats cool but have you ever had sex with twO DICKS THATS MY SHIT MAN SO MASCULINE
#HEAVY SIGH#except for the part where large swathes of this was motivated by misogyny#basically that women were unfuckable except for the purposes of having babies#except for the part where the ”receptive” partner was coded as feminine and submissive and dishonorable#except for the incredible rigidity of male/male sexual roles that roman men had to adhere to#the ethnocentrism of those roles (because ”vir” masculinity was something ROMAN men could aspire to; not foreigners)#except for essentially slut-shaming men who liked to be penetrated#like#guys I know that this is a really popular argument on tumblr but#it really wasn’t like that#it was just as restrictive and complicated and socially constructed (via notbecauseofvictories)
1hey:Kiss Me (Cover) | The FrayKiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon’s sparkling
So kiss Me
I heard the first line and gasped. like for real and now I’m crying
at first i was like, oh a new take on the song but now i’m like OMG FLAWLESS
what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like
"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"
and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes
"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"
and then in the aftermath someone’s like
"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"
and it just keeps going through the whole movie